Session 22

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Tabris has connected.

Taragnor has connected.

Garrion: howdy

Tabris: Yo

Garrion: we can get started once the clan arrives… sef going to make it this time? he losing out on lots of XP

Tabris: No idea, haven’t talked to him much lately

Cedric has connected.

Tabris: I’m on 30 hours of overtime for this pay period so I haven’t really been paying much attention to whatever he’s been up to

Tabris: And I get to go in again tomorrow at 6 AM for more

Garrion: wow, at least get a big check, or you said you were salary?

Tabris: Yeah, I’m salaried

Tabris: It’s all “for the good of the company”

Garrion: well that blows ass

Tabris: Yeah, my boss said something about looking into paid overtime for us today, I hope they can work something out

Garrion: personal rule… never opt for salary. it looks good at first till you get the big screw

Tabris: After tomorrow I’ll have basically worked 3 weeks of work in the course of 2 weeks

Tabris: Yeah I’ve been asking for a raise for the past two years now, lol

Tabris: If they don’t give it to me after this bullshit then I’m walking

Garrion: as lomng as you have something else lined up i hope

Tabris: At some point I’m going to start looking, heh

Tabris: It’s already been recommended to me that I get something I can present that shows that I could get X salary if I go to work for someone else

Taragnor: yeah, I don’t blame ya.

Taragnor: I mean tons of extra hours with no extra pay is a bunch of crap

Tabris: Yeah, I mean on the one hand it’s not really the norm since this is still in response to the crap that happened back in December

Tabris: But on the other hand it’s been fucking 3 months now and I’m tired of this shit, lol

Taragnor: yeah, can’t blame ya for that. I mean thgey been dicking you around

Tabris: Yeah

Sachi has connected.

Tabris: It’s pissing me off too because they’ve outright ignored several of my recommendations, and then shit happens and it turns out that if they’d listened to me it wouldn’t have been a problem

Sachi: Hihi!

Tabris: They came up with some bullshit idea recently and I’ve basically refused to work on it because I don’t agree with it and I told them as much, so now they’re going to gather test data to try to validate it or not

Tabris: Hey Sachi~

Urso: hey

Tabris: Also yesterday I cracked my head open on some scaffolding and had to get 8 stitches, lol

Tabris: And I can’t even take time off for that shit

Tabris: Because they’re relying on me for all this other shit

Urso: next time duck

Sachi: T_T

Garrion: well look’s like most the clan is here. just need tristan and maybe sef

Sachi: I keep telling Sef I can fix him now

Tabris: Yeah who knows what he’s up to

Garrion: he not been around for other games either?

Garrion: he said something about T killing him and needing a new character

Tabris: Nope

Tabris: Yeah that was like… what, two months ago?

Tabris: He’s still working on the new character, lol

Taragnor: yeah… I don’t know what Sef’s been up to honestly. He’s just been really lazy with doing anything

Garrion: oh well, Melty can heal her whenever she wants and we’ll just have Mina hang out at the resistance hideout till further notice. can be your research person

Sachi: He’s been having a rough time I think

Garrion: as soon as tristan shows up we’ll start off with our encounter we touched on last time

Garrion: hopefully you all can get your prizes and return to Loryc… he will be 10 years older though due to the different time rate there though, haha ;)

Tabris: lol

Tabris: Man, time dilation never seems to work in your favor

Taragnor: yeah, I didn’t realize the vault was gonna have Rappan Athuk inside it.

Garrion: ok, well it is go time so we will start and tristan can jump in when arrives

Tabris: You could always spotlight Loryc for a bit if you want to wait for Tristan, heh

Garrion: so you found your way through the “heart” and are heading south as directed to get to the vault

Tabris: Though I"m not sure what else he could be doing except waiting for us

Sefiros has connected.

Urso: hey

Tabris: Oh cool, hey Sef

Garrion: yeah, that is about all for him at this point.. he found the other stash

Sefiros: hey guys

Garrion: hi sef, glad you could make it

Urso: Melty can heal your str damage

Urso: so you can start pulling your own weight again

Garrion: as soon as she gets the energy to cast the spells

Sefiros: sorry i havent been around much past few days, pulled a muscle or something in my back working on washing machine, so kinda been bedridden

Sachi: Hihi Sef!

Tabris: We’ve had plenty of downtime in the interim, can’t we just call it healed?

Tabris: Ouch, that sucks man

Sachi: Ack T_T

Sachi: Dude, that sucks

Sefiros: yeah tell me about it, hemroids and a bad back ,it makes a really great combo of pain from hell

Tabris: I cracked my head open at work yesterday and had to get 8 stitches, lol

Sefiros: damn, how?

Tabris: Whacked it into a piece of low hanging scaffolding

Garrion: well really you have not, you took only long enough for melty to get back the points she has, i think she has plenty to cast the spells now though

Sefiros: wasnt a mutagen canister?

Tabris: Nah, those are in the other building

Garrion: anyway, recap

Sefiros: may have to take sporadic breaks tonight, but i’ll let yall know when it comes to that, pose to be laying down, but figured id try at least

Garrion: you went into a side room with lots of jumk and in it was something that lunged at you as you loitered

Melty: Oooo yeah, mummy

Sefiros: i have a bad habit of leaning forward for some reason when i game, instead of you know actually letting the back of the chair do its job

Garrion: it is a cloth wrapped creature with 1 arm, 1 leg missing a foot and consisting of a stump, and a missing lower jaw and tongue

Sefiros: sounds like one of michonnes pets

Garrion: haha, yeah

Cedric is disconnected.

Garrion: Urso gets to react first

Cedric has connected.

Melty: :3

Sefiros: (i havent so much as read a log or did squat in a while, checking mail etc, can someone give me just a quick briefing on what the current deal is and anything major i may have missed?)

Garrion: Urso, you get to react to the creature lunging at you

Urso: (heh, basically we are finally on the right path to find the actual treasure here, all you really need to know )

Tabris: Basically, we found this insane imp who made us do this series of “face your fears” puzzles where we had to fight random shit and claim a gem

Tabris: Then it answered some questions about the dungeon for us

Sefiros: ok so we’re still in the same demiplane and all that jazz

Sefiros: ?

  • Urso steps to the side adn slams his axe into its chest.

Tabris: And we figured out how to navigate to where the treasure is

Tabris: Yeah still in the mayor’s vault

Garrion: and Loryc found a stash too on the top. not sure if you were here for that

Urso:
←Attacks Mummy with a Swing
in the torso
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 16 (16 with a modifier of 0)

Urso SUCCEEDS by 5

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Tabris: Also we found a giant sea of filth and Melty recovered an unholy symbol that’s likely possessed or cursed

Tristan has connected.

Tabris: Yeah Loryc found some treasure back in the mansion while waiting for us

Tabris: Bunch of money and a couple gems

Urso: (hey, gang all here)

Garrion: yahoo

Tristan: hola!

Tabris: But that’s about it

Mina: ok

Garrion: Urso hits it square

Melty: Hiya Tristan!

Urso: (no defense?)

Tristan (Stan): hi there Melty!

Mina: hey legolas

Urso: The Throwing Axe inflicts 29 cut raw damage.

Mummy: tries to dodge and rolls a 9 with effective skill 8

Mummy FAILS by 1

Tristan (Stan): (wishing I had some more flaming arrows)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol damn

Tristan (Stan): nice

Mina: think he must be frankish, they were known for murderous axe throwing

Urso: (nice, 3 short of max )

Tristan (Stan): pretty sure that would have killed anyone in the party flat out

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Would have been enough to force a death roll at least, lol

Tristan (Stan): twice

Garrion: the wrappings and preserved remains seem particularly sinewy and tough

Garrion: 28.5

Mummy: is reduced 28 HP, and now has -4 HP: at half move.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Heh, damn, it’s got a crapload of DR

Urso: (damn, dr 10 )

Melty: Hehe I forgot I put “Vengeance for Gaia” as my religion

Mummy: Major Wound Check

Mummy: Mummy rolls 3d6 and gets 9 vs. Skill (3 with a modifier of 0)

Mummy FAILS by 6

Urso: nice

Tristan (Stan): so cool we can just send in urso to clean up

Garrion: Urso slices the mummy through and it drops in a pile of dried flesh, cloth wrappings and bones

Tristan (Stan): that’s the kind of “heroic” image i’m picturing, yet, still realistic

Mina: my token had “tiring” turned on for states, is that still on for whatever reason?

Urso: (probably from the str loss )

Mina: ok i ticked it back on then

Tristan (Stan): Urso just 1 hit dropped a mummy?

Tristan (Stan): “holy shit”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Heh, it’s only unconscious

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Can undead fall unconscious? lol

Mina: a zombie is always unconscious :-p

Mina: depends on your definitions

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol yeah

Garrion: it seems deanimated as faras you can tell

Mina: there ya go

Tristan (Stan): it’s probably in shock a mortal just owned it

Garrion: if you want to make sure you can tear the pieces apart

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You always make sure

Tristan (Stan): (pretty much a given)

Mina: unwrap it to shame it

Tristan (Stan): (I just pictured starting a fire on it)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You going to progress init?

Tristan (Stan): and melty in the back thinking “I want to shoot something with my lighting!”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’m guessing Uros’s action is done, lol

Garrion: no reason, just act out of init now

Melty: :3

Garrion: Zindal and Urso and rip it apart if that is the goal

Melty: “Jeez… You messed it up!”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Impressive blow. Make sure it’s finished off.”

Mina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38DgjKQhhys

Mina: for some reason, i was reminded of this

Garrion: that is the record for quick fights..

Zindal (aka Ladzin):
←Attacks Mummy with a Swing
in the neck
←Rolls 8 vs. Skill 18 (23 with a modifier of -5)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 10

-5 for neck, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The Longsword inflicts 10 cut raw damage.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, DR soaked it

Urso: " Urso vs rags, Urso wins"

Mina: lets just hope these rags lead to riches

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I remember last time I actually succeeded on my Merchant check while looking at the knick knacks and random crap in this room, is anything valuable?

Garrion: not at first glance, just appears to be a bunch of junk… but it is litterally piled in a twisted mess

  • Urso slams his axe into it once more, where the head is.

Urso: The Throwing Axe inflicts 23 cut raw damage.

Urso: The Throwing Axe inflicts 24 cut raw damage.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Tch… Junk. Surely there must be something valuable if it had a guardian?”

  • Mina peeks in from behind the others and gives a silent clap of approval to Urso’s deed.
  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) starts pawing through the junk
  • Mina tries to remember what she knows about mummies and valuables.

Mina: ←rolls Hidden Lore (Undead) and gets 7 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of 0)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 3

Tristan (Stan): “Urso, I would say save some for us but looks like theres not much less”

Tristan (Stan): *left

Garrion: give me a PER—2 check

  • Urso shrugs.

Melty: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 12 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of -2)

Melty FAILS by 1

Urso: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 14 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of -2)

Urso FAILS by 6

Mina: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 9 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of -2)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 0

Garrion: mostly for Zindal since he rumaging

Zindal (aka Ladzin): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 9 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of -2)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 1

  • Melty flits around the piles of junk, looking for anything shiny or magical-seeming that catches her eye.

Tristan (Stan): “i’m not going to complain too much though, I heard mummies are nasty bad asses… but those stories were probably told by the small barbarian tribes that did not make it”

Tristan (Stan): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 7 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -2)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 5

Mina: A Search check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Search and gets 10 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of 0)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 0

Mina: i have that if it matters

Garrion: Zindal finds something…. 5

Garrion: he lifts out a mithril scimitar

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Well now, this is nice.”

Mina: “Worth a pretty penny to boot.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls Merchant and gets 13 vs. Skill (9 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) FAILS by 4

Urso: (fancy sword )

Tristan (Stan): hello yeah it is

Mina: “I know Mithral when I see it.”

Tristan (Stan): (zindal does not)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Ah, is that why it has that shine?”

Mina: (well she knows alot about silver for slaying undead, so thats why i said that)

Melty: Remember G if I see a magic item I get a (hidden) Sense roll to see if I can tell it’s magical, and another one if I touch it

Melty: It comes with Magery 0

Urso: " better if was axe "

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Oh nice, it counts as a Broadsword, I can use it with my full skill

Tristan (Stan): very nice

Garrion: correct… it is not magic, just fancy made with an unuusal seeming material

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Though I don’t think Scimitar’s characteristics were as good as Longsword

Melty: (Hehe, just reminding you cause I didn’t know at all until last time ^^; )

Garrion: count it as “finely crafted” for game purposes

Garrion: well balanced, etc

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) tucks the shiny sword onto his belt

Garrion: need to look up to see the benefits of fine crafting

Tristan (Stan): he probably has a fancy sword already

Urso: ( probably like MW )

Mina: +1 dmg maybe

Mina: i forgot

Mina: i dont think it does anything accuracy wise

Mina: i recall reading the rules for that stuff way back but now i forgot

Urso: " this vault?"

Urso: " Urso not impressed"

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “No, this can’t be it… This is just a junk room with a trinket or two.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) checks around some more

Zindal (aka Ladzin): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 6 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of -2)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 4

Melty: (+2 damage and -2 odds of breakage according to DF1 if it’s Very Fine)

Garrion: no one seems to be able to ID what this creature was exactl;y but it was obviously not alive

Mina: yeah i thought it was something like that

Melty: (Half that if it’s regular fine)

Mina: i rolled a hidden lore check, nothing on it?

Tristan (Stan): “anyone care if I burn this thing? Undead have a habit of getting back up”

Melty: (I think I rolled last time)

Urso: " maybe magicky door or something around here"

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) shrugs

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Doesn’t bother me.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Let’s get out of here first though.”

Melty: “Make sure we don’t suffocate or anything.”

Tristan (Stan): “ok sure. I was wondering if it was powered by a magic gem or something”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “The creature said we needed to go south, and it looks like the hallway keeps going, so let’s keep going.”

Garrion: oh, mina got the lore.. i missed that roll

Melty: Oh yeah how much ST are you missing Mina?

Tristan (Stan): “maybe it has a silver skeleton… you never know with wizards”

Mina: ←rolls Hidden Lore (Undead) and gets 7 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of 0) Mina SUCCEEDS by 3

Mina: was the roll, up above

Urso: ( like 15 I think )

Garrion: she can inform you on the properties of mummification

Mina: 10 pts i think

Mina: its been a while, G prolly remembers better than me honestly

Mina: im not sure where i had it wrote down at

Garrion: yes, down 10

Mina: ok yeah i see

Melty: x.x

Melty: Wow

Garrion: it is on your sheet…. 16-10

Mina: its on my sheet

Mina: yeah i just spotted it

Garrion: i would recommend melty curing you now while zindal searches this area to find his reward.. it was not imediate and took about 10 minutes

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah heh

Garrion: rummaging through all the junk

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I did another PER check btw, I find anything else?

Mina: im sure “Curing” her will be an excuse to grope

Garrion: you going to look for another 10 minutes?

Melty: “Hey, uh, milady… Let me take care of your exhaustion there…~”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): If they aren’t going to drag me away, sure

Garrion: or time to press on?

  • Melty lands in Mina’s cleavage.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’m greedy, if I can find trinkets in here then I’m going to find them, lol

Tristan (Stan): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 13 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -2)

Tristan (Stan) FAILS by 1

Mina: “Exhaustion? That what those physicians and men that run the apothecary call it now? I thought it was hysteria?”

Garrion: you start diggin through the junk for more hidden valuables….

  • Urso helps.

Mina: “I don’t think there are any muscles in those parts of my anatomy.”

Melty: “You know hysteria is something they made up so they can watch you masturbate, right?”

Urso: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 13 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of -2)

Urso FAILS by 5

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Hmm… Junk. Junk. Junk. Garbage. Junk. Worthless. Junk. Trash. Junk.”

Garrion: you do notice that things in here are precariously stacked and so you must use care or it may all tumble down on top of you

Mina: “I just pointed that fact out, try and keep up.”

Tristan (Stan): if we have magery 0 can we sense magic?

Garrion: another 10 minutes……

Melty: “Well… See… I’m actually gonna fix a legitimate medical problem.”

Garrion: only if you see ot touch it

Melty: (I’ll heal her before you guys search then, so I can rest >.> )

Tristan (Stan): cool

Mina: “Well, whatever you’re up to, get it over with. Can’t be any worse than Zindal’s flailing wildly and speaking in tongues.”

  • Mina kicks back her heels and props up against a wall.

Garrion: ok zindal finds…. 3

Tristan (Stan): *digs for an alchemical match

Garrion: a finely crafted halberd

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Junk. Junk. More junk. Garbage. Junk. Trash. Oh, this is nice…”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls Merchant and gets 9 vs. Skill (9 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 0

Tristan (Stan): “there has got to be more in here than those two things”

Melty: “Okay… This is delicate magical work… So please don’t disturb me with your hands…”

Mina: “Nice try.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) pulls the halberd out and appraises it

Urso: (heh, can I chop off the pole and make it a throwing axe.. hehe)

Garrion: Zindal realizes this is finely made and worth a buit more than your standard weapon

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “This’ll get us a little coin. Hold onto it, Urso.”

Garrion: it is big though and a bit unweildy in the tight confines

  • Melty tries to burrow down the front of Mina’s clothing and squirm around… It only takes her a second or so to cast it, but she spends a bit longer down there if Mina lets her.

Urso: (magic?)

Garrion: roll that heal spell melty

Garrion: whichever you choose

Melty: (Greater Heal for 5 energy, which is 10 healing)

Garrion: melty does not sense any magic in it when you ask here

Garrion: her

Melty: ←rolls VH Spells and gets 8 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 7

  • Mina humors the pixie, knowing obviously what she’s up to, but doesn’t seem to care much.

Garrion: don;t forget your maintained spells.. but you succeed anyway

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Did Urso find anything with his search roll?

Melty: (oops)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Also I’ll do another round so Melty can rest to get her energy back

Garrion: no, neither urso nor tristan find anything

Zindal (aka Ladzin): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 9 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of -2)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 1

Melty: (G said it took 10 minutes, that’s enough time for me to get all the energy back from that)

Garrion: so 30 minmutes spent searching?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Oh, heh, okay

Tristan (Stan): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 5 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 9

Tristan (Stan): yup

Urso: (another 10 min? geez )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Won’t do the last round if she’s already good to go then

Tristan (Stan): greedy =)

Garrion: ok

Mina: “Find any treasure of your own down there?”

Urso: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 17 vs. Skill (10 with a modifier of -2)

Urso CRITICALLY FAILS by 9

  • Mina says a bit sarcastically with a slight amused look.

Melty: (Actually since I spent it all from my FP pool I’m all maxed out now :3~ So if there’s a big boss we gotta fight I’m ready…)

Tristan (Stan): (“oh look, a quicker of never ending slaying arrows”)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “All right, if you’re done then let’s get moving. As nice as the occasional trinket is, I’d rather find the real treasure.”

Garrion: as urso rummages around he misses seeing a critical support item and pulls it….

Mina: “I do feel a bit better actually.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Heh well I already said that if Melty was finished by the time we were done before then I wouldn’t bother with another round of searching, hopefully they wouldn’t either

Zindal (aka Ladzin): They just made the checks because they saw me do it, lol

Garrion: everyone in the room roll DX-2

  • Mina gets to her feet and stretches a bit.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Damn it, come on

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls DX and gets 11 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -2)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 1

Garrion: crit fail man

Mina: luckily im outside leaning against the wall

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls DX and gets 15 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of -2)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) FAILS by 2

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Shit

Mina: laziness saved me for once

Urso: ←rolls DX and gets 13 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of -2)

Urso FAILS by 3

Tristan (Stan): tristan respects urso but likes it when he looks stupid

Tristan (Stan): I mean Zindal

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “No you idiot, don’t pull that—”

Garrion: the piles come tumbling down on Urso and Zindal but Tristan twists his way through the falling debris…..

Tristan (Stan): *Tristan never wants to piss urso off for fear of being eaten

Tristan (Stan): “You guys ok!?”

  • Melty hears the debris collapsing and takes shelter in Mina’s underboob space.
  • Mina is too occupied stretching her muscles to pay much attention to the collapsing horde until the sound snaps her too.

Mina: “What the fuck?”

Garrion: Urso and Zindal take 20 blunt force

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Uhh, fuck

Garrion: holy shit

Tristan (Stan): holy shit is right

Urso: (wow, any dr for that?)

Melty: O.O

Garrion: half that between the two of you

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol so 10 each?

Garrion: and use DR

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Which DR do we use? Torso?

Urso: (which piece?)

Garrion: yes

  • Mina peers into the room trying to see what the hell’s going on.

Garrion: just average DR across body

Mina: “What the hell happened in there? Did Urso fart again?”

Urso: is reduced 5 HP, and now has 16 HP.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): is reduced 5 HP, and now has 7 HP.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Damn it, I told you not to pull that!”

  • Urso grunts, " enough junk "
  • Mina giggles.

Mina: “He only likes when I touch Urso, you lunk.”

Tristan (Stan): *stepping back to see if this ends in a fist fight

Mina: it*

Mina: touch it*

  • Melty watches from between Mina’s boobs… Just the top of her head and her eyes peeking out from her cleavage.

Tristan (Stan): “the mummy is no challenge but a support pole….” (whispers)

Urso: " Urso go look for better stuff"

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) pulls himself out of the junk and dusts himself off

Garrion: you two have to pull yourselves free and with some work you finally get free

  • Urso heads out of room, " tristan, can you bandage scratch"
  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) then grabs his first aid kit to patch himself up

Mina: “What happens one when pile of shit falls on another Melty?”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls First Aid and gets 12 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) FAILS by 1

  • Mina points, and giggles. “That.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Crap

Garrion: and with aid from Tristan removing key items

Tristan (Stan): “sure Urso, I’ll be happy to help”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) opts for a healing potion instead

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls First Aid and gets 8 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 4

Zindal (aka Ladzin): 5

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Wow nice, max roll

Tristan (Stan): “there you go, that should do the trick”

Melty: “I bet they’re gonna ask me to heal them some more…”

Urso: (how much?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): regains 5 HP, and now has 12 HP.

Tristan (Stan): roll2

Urso: regains 2 HP, and now has 18 HP.

Tristan (Stan): sorry Urso, but 2 is better than nothing

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) tosses aside the empty potion bottle, looking no worse for wear once the elixir does its work

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Now, as I was saying, let’s get moving.”

Tristan (Stan): *dropping alchemical match on mummy

Tristan (Stan): "no reason to leave this thing here

Urso: (back in 5 )

Garrion: you all return to the hallway.. let’s recap real quick… founf two items.. used a potion and mina healed 10 ST and melty down whatever FP but rests for 10 minutes to gain some back

Garrion: mummy is burried under all the crap

Tristan (Stan): ok, that’s good enough

Mina: G can you remove that ST damage for me please, my MT skillz are rusty

Garrion: when it collapsed, plus he was decapitated

Mina: before i fuck something up

Garrion: ok

Mina: ty

Tristan (Stan): even with the decapitation I would still have burned it but if it’s burried in rubble i’ll leave it

Garrion: all fixed now

Garrion: well not ruble but all the junk in the room

Tristan (Stan): works for me

Tristan (Stan): if it gets up it’s mad at urso anyway =)

Garrion: the hall continues to twist south… according to urso’s direction

Garrion: you come to an intersection…..

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I do?

Mina: “Well, I feel stronger anyways.”

Mina: “Thanks Melty, I owe you one.”

Garrion: ahead of you is a door and to the right is a door, to your left is an opening leading into a circular room with stairs winding

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well, definitely not interested in circular stairs

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Hm…”

Melty: “No problem, milady~!”

  • Mina fidgets with her leggings, taking her belt off and dropping her leggings, as she takes off her underwear in front of everyone.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Uh

  • Mina casually puts her clothes back on minus her drawers.

Mina: “Here ya go.”

Garrion: lol

Tristan is disconnected.

Garrion: now that has be a new sight in a heist

  • Mina puts them on top of Melty’s head like a hooded cloak and chuckles.

Melty: “F-for me…?”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol wow

  • Mina bows politely.
  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) smirks, “Well, that’s certainly a treasure, I must say.”

Mina: “Don’t know anything else you like.” *shrugs, as she continues down the hall after the others.

Tristan has connected.

  • Melty blushes and clutches the panties around her protectively… she seems genuinely honored and not merely titillated.

Garrion: i think zindal wants to take up medicine now

Melty: “Th-thank you, milady…”

Tristan: got booted but back

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Definitely

Tristan: *look at pootang thinking (stupid penis)

Mina: “Back to getting the fuck out of this hellhole.” she gripes to the staring group

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) glances back and forth at the two doors at the intersection…

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Hm. Yes…”

Urso: (back)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Which way did you say is south, Urso?”

Urso: " the way we walk "

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “So that door then.”

Garrion: you come to an intersection…..

Garrion: ahead of you is a door and to the right is a door, to your left is an opening leading into a circular room with stairs winding

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “This is the end of the path… Little one, can you check the door?”

Garrion: the door is closed but does not appear to have a lock

Mina: “Who was this guy’s architect an insane blind drunk?”

Urso: " Lock might be good to start"

Tristan (Stan): “so, anyone else suspicious of our missing wizard?”

Garrion: lore history check? -2

  • Melty takes her face out of her new “cloak”.

Mina: “He’s many things, but not exactly intentionally malicious.”

Melty: “Uh? Heh? Oh, yeah! Sure.”

  • Melty flutters over to the door and checks it over…

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Intentional or not, I intend to give him a piece of my mind when this is all said and done…”

Melty: ←rolls Traps/TL4 and gets 9 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 5

Mina: “Better be careful, or he’ll take more than you wanna give.”

Garrion: you find no traps

Mina: “You’ll wake up in a sewer balls deep in some toothless bum’s mouth.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Tch…”

Melty: “I thought the thing about the tavern girls was just a rumor…”

Garrion: the door opens…..

Urso: " door ok?"

Melty: “Far as I can tell.”

Garrion: A wooden stairway, its risers carpeted in fine silk and its banisters carved of darkwood, descends into a lake of bubbling filth and olive-green sludge in this cavern. At the far side of the cavern, three natural stone steps rise up from the slime to a chamber of worked stone, its floor stained and slathered with strings of dried ooze and mounds of filth.

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) decides to let Urso take the lead just in case
  • Urso looks in, and if seem safe will step in.

Mina: “Remember, pillars are not the enemy.”

Mina: “Just in case.” she whispers

Tristan (Stan): “I hope this is not where the city gets it’s water”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Wouldn’t surprise me.”

Melty: “Gross. How come humans don’t have wings?”

Garrion: the ooze in this room seems very similar to that in the other room you encountered

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Clearly a major design flaw.”

Melty: “Smells like fuckin’ death took a shit in here.”

Mina: “Better question is, why is this place so finely decorated, yet ends in a pile of sludge?”

Mina: “Look at the silk and bannisters, yet it leads into a cesspool?”

Tristan (Stan): *tristan laughs out loud and death taking a shit

Urso: (the stuff that melty flew over?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (Yeah, I think that’s what he’s saying)

Garrion: yep

Tristan (Stan): “or Urso taking a shit”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Maybe there’s a leak into this room from that giant lake of filth we saw?”

Tristan (Stan): “sorry Urso but your nasty”

Urso: (ooze everywhere covering everything or no?)

Melty: “There was another room back there full of corpse juice or somethin’.”

Garrion: the stench in here is not nearly as bad as the other area though

Melty: “You were pretty out of it then.”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It sounds like the room basically goes down to a low point before rising up again

Zindal (aka Ladzin): And the low point is full of ooze

Mina: “Yeah it’ll tend to do that to a girl.”

Garrion: correct

  • Urso steps in some, trying not too step into any pools or puddles of ooze.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “They never install floor drains in these rooms for some reason…”

Garrion: you can not tell if this was an original design or something that happened later on

Tristan (Stan): “could be clogged”

Melty: “You wouldn’t need ’em if you had wings.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) keeps his sword out, ready for trouble

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “There are supposed to be guardians. Be watchful.”

  • Mina climbs down the stairs, to get a better look with the others up front.

Garrion: the upper balcony rises 30 ft over the sludge

Zindal (aka Ladzin): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 7 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 5

Melty: “You know what else is bullshit? Doors. Your gods-cursed monoliths.”

Urso: ( can I boost Mina or anyone up to the upper balcony?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It looks like we’re on it already

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I think

Garrion: The wooden stairs descend 30 feet into a lake of bubbling sludge.

Tristan (Stan): “let me drop a couple arrows in there to see if anything is at the bottom”

Melty: (Yeah, I think we’re above the sludge)

Mina: (whats the stonework area to the south look like? tiled stone platform basically?)

Garrion: correct, you are on the uipper balcony and have to do down to get to the main “floor”

Tristan (Stan): “I don’t want to find out later”

Garrion: yes

Urso: (there any more to skirt the ooze to head to either staircase to the left or right?)

Mina: “I’ll go see whats over there.”

Urso: (room)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Any ledges around the edge of the chamber?

Garrion: no, not without some serious climbing gear

  • Mina takes a few quick steps and leaps like a cat landing flawlessly on the platform.

Mina: (can do 80’ horizontals)

Garrion: (super jump right?)

Mina: yeah

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “The guardians must be lurking in the ooze, if they’re still here…”

Garrion: you land with a cat-like grace

Mina: ←rolls Jumping and gets 8 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 5

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) walks up to the edge of the balcony and looks down

Urso: “might not be the place”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 6 vs. Skill (12 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 6

  • Mina lands with style trying to show off.

Mina: “What was that about wings Melty?”

Garrion: mina peeks around over here…..

Melty: “Well… You’ve got great legs, milady.”

Mina: “Well, it doesn’t smell any better over here anyways.”

Garrion: Two alcoves to either side of this part of the chamber hold stone chests.

Urso: " Zindal, can you tell with stick how deep it is?"

Mina: “Some chests over there though.”

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls acrobatics and gets 7 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 6

Garrion: but….

  • Mina approaches one.

Garrion: roll per

Mina: “Maybe this is where he keeps his gold plate corn cobs.”

Garrion: mina

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Don’t have a long enough stick…”

Mina: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 7 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of 0)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 4

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (Said the balcony is 30 ft over the muck, I ain’t got a 30 ft stick)

Melty: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 5 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 8

Garrion: Zindal already did and in fact those on the balcony have no need

Tristan is disconnected.

Garrion: Mina, you hear something behind you…. you spin just in time to see something rising from the muck…..

Mina: “Shit….”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Ah, a guardian, I presume.”

Tristan has connected.

Mina: “Literally, shit…..”

Urso: (heh, well this the place it seems)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Oh lawdy, a tentacle monster

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, a demonic otyugh?

Garrion: and inits

Melty: “I think we found the vault thing.”

  • Urso prepares to fight! Initiative: 20.5

Mina: “Hey shit for brains, I’m sending you back to hell, without your corn or peanuts!”

Tristan (Stan): (did you see my acro roll to get over the sludge?)

  • Melty prepares to fight! Initiative: 13
  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) prepares to fight! Initiative: 16
  • Outcast King prepares to fight! Initiative: 18
  • Lemure prepares to fight! Initiative: 20
  • Tristan (Stan) prepares to fight! Initiative: 20

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (lol I don’t think you want to do that)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (We need you up high)

Tristan (Stan): oh, I t hought it was same level . I got booted

Garrion: well you rolled it so you jump before they rise

Mina: forgot the init shortcut

Tristan (Stan): i’ll stay in the high ground

Tristan (Stan): ok, either way

Tristan (Stan): put me where I should be

Mina: f3 didnt do squat neither did clicking add to init

  • Mina prepares to fight! Initiative: 16

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Make sure your mini is highlighted

Mina: oh nm, didnt have token selected

Garrion: really need a jump roll, acro is to land gracefully and it a long way up

Tristan (Stan): i don’t have jump

Mina: technically i think jump rolls are for actually sticking the landing, or in my case i believe with super jump

Mina: not sure about regular jumps

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, let him retract the action, he apparently didn’t realize how high up it is

Garrion: jump may default ferom acro od vice versa

Tristan (Stan): i was thinking acrobatics was like backflip style

Tristan (Stan): ok, I rolled a 7 and my skill is 13…

Tristan (Stan): that should do it

Garrion: ok, this is a big ass jump and mina only able due to superhuman powers

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah I mean I don’t think you would want to attempt it normally, heh

Mina: yeah i was just talking about for me, i dunno how normal jump works

Zindal (aka Ladzin): 30 ft is a bigass jump

Tristan (Stan): I know my limitations. I’m not jumping 30 feet

Tristan (Stan): that’s nuts

Mina: with me i just have a predefined distance based on several calculations

Zindal (aka Ladzin): And that’s just the vertical distance

Tristan (Stan): I got booted so did not see the details

Garrion: and almost 30 ft long too

Tristan (Stan): yeah, f that

Mina: i have a jump calculator tho if u want the link sec

Tristan (Stan): we call that rope

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Garrion: do the geomerrty to figure diagional

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Square root of 1800

Mina: http://apps.jamaxxtest.com/gurpsulator-demo/

Mina: just plug in your variables

Zindal (aka Ladzin): 42.4 ft direct line

Tristan (Stan): lol

Tristan (Stan): no way

Tristan (Stan): i’m not a freakin ninja

Urso: (does running jump help or no?)

Mina: lol yeah i mean i got huge amounts of shit to jump my crazy distance

Mina: even 40 jump requires a fuckton of stuff

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol it ain’t gonna help enough

Zindal (aka Ladzin): That’s like 3x a fucking Olympic long jump

Mina: yeah hehe, i got a high basic move which helps a bunch

Mina: along with super jump

Tristan (Stan): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBNaiNnNRfU

Garrion: ok anyway.. let’s rumble

Tristan (Stan): skip to 4 min. it’s nuts

Tristan (Stan): 3 min

Urso has received initiative.

Mina: a normal dude with nothing is like 7’ or something

Mina: with move 5

Tristan (Stan): watch that video. it’s amazing. start at 3 min

Mina: running distance does affect it tho, you can plug all that into the calculator

Mina: and it’ll tell ya

Mina: including distance ran before making the jump

  • Urso moves to a better place in the hopes of jumping across. " Come here monster, face URSO "

Garrion: of course that is a default jump… you can get more with a roll and extra effort… advanced rules though

Mina: yeah i was just posting the link, it comes in handy

Zindal (aka Ladzin): That is handy

Urso: ( can use Urso as a spring board perhaps? I can toss em up higher?)

Tristan (Stan): did anyone watch that video? amazing

Garrion: thanks.. nice tool

Mina: instead of having to do quarternians

Mina: or tensor calculus

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well I plugged my values in and it says I can clear 27 ft

Zindal (aka Ladzin): That’s only half the distance, lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So yeah, you don’t want to try to jump it

Mina: yeah because you have high basic move prolly

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I have Jumping skill

Mina: is why you can jump that far

Garrion: usro taunts..

Mina: well you have a good move too

Mina: so i wasnt sure

Mina: you’d need like a 16 jump skill to = to the bonus from your 8 basic move

Garrion: the two smaller creatures shamble forward as they rise from the muck and go up the stairs

Zindal (aka Ladzin): My basic move is only like 6

Zindal (aka Ladzin): My jump skill is 16, lol

Mina: oh thought it was 8 for some reason

Mina: could have sworn you sent mea sheet one time with it 8

Mina: maybe it was speed or something

Zindal (aka Ladzin): My speed is 7

Zindal (aka Ladzin): And I’m light encumbered

Mina: anyways

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So 6

Mina: looks like zindal might be giving me a spongebath after i get covered in a shit brawl

Urso: (heh, with movement 6 and nothing else I got to jump 9 feet )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I have no objections

Garrion: ok, they move in at full speed and attack

Mina: “This is a shitty situation!”

Lemure 1:
←Attacks Mina with a Slash
in the Groin
←Rolls 13 vs. Skill 7 (11 with a modifier of -4)

Lemure 1 FAILS by 6

0 for Groin, -4 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, more groin shots

Mina: “Going for my cooch again!”"

Mina: “Hands off!”

Melty: Is that like mud wrestling except it’s poop wrestling?

Garrion: i really gotta check the codding for that roller… i think the groin is way too often

Mina: lol

Melty: Yeah lol it happens so much

Mina: its only with me, which is the irony

Mina: seems like

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol seriously

Tristan (Stan): maybe that was some pervy coder

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Nah I got hit with a groin shot last week

Mina: ah

Lemure 2:
←Attacks Mina with a Slash
in the Torso
←Rolls 9 vs. Skill 7 (11 with a modifier of -4)

Lemure 2 FAILS by 2

0 for Torso, -4 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Tristan (Stan): I mean, if your Urso it might be a bigger target but for the rest of us…

Mina: haha

Tristan (Stan) has received initiative.

Tristan (Stan): ok, so I did get booted so missed some description. I’m up higher?

Garrion: yes 30 ft up

Tristan (Stan): do you get a bonus for high ground?

Garrion: over a “lake of muck”

Urso: (heh, just shoot the big guy, maybe we can get it to come vs us )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (Yeah heh)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (The lemures are crap, go for the big thing)

Tristan (Stan): I’m going to fast draw a bodkin and try to drop an arrow in the back of the tentcle monsers skull

Garrion: yeah, not sure the figure but call it +2

Tristan (Stan): sweet =)

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls Fast-Draw (Arrow) and gets 12 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 3

Garrion: i’ll look it up

Tristan (Stan):
←Attacks Outcast King with a Bodkin Arrow
in the skull
←Rolls 13 vs. Skill 16 (20 with a modifier of -4)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 3

-7 for skull, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, -2 range, 5 miscMod, 0 accMod

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Awesome

Tristan (Stan): The Composite Bow (ST14) inflicts 7 pi raw damage.

Urso: nice

Tristan (Stan): 1/2 dr

Tristan (Stan): then x4

Tristan (Stan): (brain is x 4 I think)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Head shots are

Tristan (Stan): hopefully dr is not crazy high

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol we hope

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It looks like it has horns so it may have fiendish DR or some shit

Zindal (aka Ladzin): If it’s templated

Urso: (probably 5 or 10 )

Garrion: DR9.. partially natural partially supernatural

Tristan (Stan): so, round down?

Tristan (Stan): so 4?

Urso: ( your half thing work for all dr or just armor dr ?)

Garrion: just armor

Garrion: so 7 dr

Tristan (Stan): ok, so what’s the total?

Urso: heh

Tristan (Stan): fuck nuts

Tristan (Stan): so zero…..

Urso: ( 7 a good roll for you or bad?)

Tristan (Stan): it’s a little low

Tristan (Stan): 8 is average

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Plink

Tristan (Stan): probably stuck in his head though so it looks cool

Urso: (got any attacks that let you do extra damage like melee ones do?)

Garrion: the creaute moves forward ever so slightly….

Tristan (Stan): nope, I’m a weapon master with the bow. thrust damage is super low. I would have done an eye shot but wrong side of the head

Garrion: and lashes out with a tentacle….

Mina: i need to update mina next time, i got a bunch of points i still havent spent

Outcast King:
←Attacks Mina with a Slam
in the Torso
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 12 (12 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 1

0 for Torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Tristan (Stan): “damn thing has a thick skull”

Mina: tries to parry and rolls a 10 with effective skill 15

Mina SUCCEEDS by 5

Melty: Yeah, I’m starting to think I wanna get more spells and energy before I get another “specialty school”

Tristan (Stan): does it take damage when she parries?

Tristan (Stan): it’s attacking with an arm right?

  • Mina bats aside the sludge with the flat of her nodachi.

Garrion: yes, but minimal damage and won;t get past DR

Urso: (na, so long as you have I think like 3 natural dr you don’t take damage from parries )

Garrion: i think it is 1d6

Mina: bad form to parry with the edge of your japanese swords

Mina: :-p

Zindal (aka Ladzin) has received initiative.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So what are the stats on this Scimitar I found? Is it Fine or Finely Balanced? And does Mithral count as Silver for DR purposes? Also according to Martial Arts a Scimitar can be either statted as a Shortsword if it’s light, a Cavalry Saber if it’s heavy, or a Thrusting Broadsword if it’s steeply curved

Tristan (Stan): cool

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Fine, Very Fine, or Balanced are the quality categories actually

Garrion: hmm, hadn’t looked up all the variables

Garrion: mithril is not silver unless the book says so

Mina: hmm yeah they dont have mithral in the DF book

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well it is in PF I think

Mina: prolly be elven

Mina: equivalency

Mina: since armor does same

Mina: thatd prolly what id say it uses

Garrion: let me scan

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Elven for weapon only applies to bow

Mina: yeah i see that just now

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Just trying to figure out if I should try out the shiny new sword or stick with old reliable, heh

Urso: (heh, well you know your old one is plain.. it definently won’t help.. the new one might )

Mina: that was Ts house rules in regards to mithril being silver for DR

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’d like it to be a Thrusting Broadsword personally, since I get impale damage with that

Mina: tho may be diff in PF

Mina: i know in our D&D games we house ruled it

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’m pretty sure it’s official in PF

Mina: yeah my sword was actually pose to be silvered, i just never got around to statting it up lol

Mina: ie for all the vampire slaying

Urso: ( well Durin in Battle of 5 armies called it silvered metal.. heh)

Garrion: from PF….

Garrion: Weapons or armors fashioned from mithral are always masterwork items as well; the masterwork cost is included in the prices given below.

Garrion: An item made from mithral weighs half as much as the same item made from other metals. In the case of weapons, this lighter weight does not change a weapon’s size category or the ease with which it can be wielded (whether it is light, one-handed, or two-handed).

Garrion: Mithral weapons count as silver for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): There

Garrion: so lacking any official input in DF….

Mina: you bastard, stole my silver weapon thunder by sheet luck with a scimitar, im jealous

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah now the question is what kind of obscure sword does it count as

Melty: I bet it’s in low-tech or one of the companions somewhere

Mina: im gonna fuck your brains out so i can save cash to coat my sword in it later

Melty: Maybe Fantasy

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Anyways I think for now my only action is going to be moving since I ain’t jumping 30 ft down

Mina: no stats in martial arts?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Nope

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It just gives examples of what it could be

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Depending on its particular construction

Garrion: i finding nothing in fatasy or DF or magic

Tristan (Stan): (after seeing my arrow stick in that things skull and it not notice i’m not super eager to jump down their either)

Mina: cavalry sabre

Mina: use that

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Martial Arts has a blurb on the different types of sword it can count as

Mina: thats what it is essentially

Mina: they have stats for those

Mina: sorry, bit of a historical arms & armor guru

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’d rather do Thrusting Broadsword, its impale damage is 1 point better, lol

Garrion: we’ll call it silver for supernatural vulnerability/DR purposes

Mina: yeah just saying thats what it basically is geomerty wise

Garrion: and fine balanced for quality

Mina: B271 (4e) lists cavalry sabre under the Broadsword skill.

Garrion: and for the style…. heavy-1, light-2, curved-3…. 1

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The Broadsword skill cites scimitar too, it just doesn’t give specific stats

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Okay, heavy one is a Cavalry Saber it says

Mina: there aint stats

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So I’ll go with that

Mina: i googled

Mina: the forums

Mina: you’ll have to wing it in terms of what the GM decides

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Like I said, there’s a blurb in MA

Mina: 3e had some but not 4e

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It says what type it is depending on its construction

Mina: IIRC, GURPS Arabian Nights (for 3e) uses Broadsword skill and stats for scimitars.

Garrion: did you look in low-tech weapons?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): No I didn’t look there

Mina: i found a forum post

Mina: about this exact topic

Mina: there aint none it said

Mina: on the SJ games forum

Mina: just sites ref i posted

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol well G rolled for Heavy and MA says that heavy scimitar = cavalry saber

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So just go with that

Mina: yeah thats what i said :-p

Garrion: from low-tech….

Garrion: Scimitar – Asia. A blanket term for a curved, one-handed slashing sword from Eastern Europe, Turkey, the Middle East, or South Asia, such as the kiljic (Ottoman Empire), podang (Indonesia), shamshir (Persia), shasqa (Russia), talwar or tulwar (India), or yataghan (Turkey). A light one is a SHORTSWORD (pp. 69, B273); a heavier one is a CAVALRY SABER (pp. 66, B271) if steeply curved, a THRUSTING BROADSWORD (pp. 65, B271) otherwise. A curved chopping sword, also common in these parts, is a FALCHION (p. 69) or a LARGE FALCHION (p. 65).

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah that’s the same thing that’s in Martial ARts

Mina: the term means diff things to boot

Mina: the shamshir is what most poeple think of

Mina: when they say scimitar

Mina: thats the one that looks like a civil war sabre

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Just go with Cavalry Saber for now, lol

Mina: marine sword etc

Mina: not a huge thick falchion looking thing

Garrion: so this one is the heavy (calvary sabre then according to the random roll

Zindal (aka Ladzin): K I S S

Mina: like in alladin

Garrion: i’ll let you input the stats for your next action… for now you are moving?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah, can I double move? Is that a thing in GURPS? I forget

Garrion: no just a full move

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Okay, I’ll head for the stairs down then

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Tristan, cover her. Urso, let’s get down there.”

Garrion: so you may move 6 yards then

Mina: “Tch, cover me!”

Mina has received initiative.

Mina: “I’m not some weak woman who needs protecting all the time!”

Garrion: not going to fret over the vertical difference in move

  • Mina shouts angrily, with her strength back.

Garrion: you make it almost to the bottom of the stairs

Mina: “Time for a demonstration!”

Garrion: and peer under the balcony past the supports

Mina: I’ll go for a rapid strike, (i have weapon master)

Mina: one on each turd

Urso: (where did you move?)

Garrion: as you get close to the muck (a step away) roll HT-2

Urso: ( I see ya now)

Garrion: for zindal

Mina:
←Attacks Lemure 1 with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 7 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 8

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Mina: The Muramasa (Nodachi) inflicts 29 cut raw damage.

Lemure 1: tries to dodge and rolls a 10 with effective skill 8

Lemure 1 FAILS by 2

Urso: (wow, save that for the big dude)

Tristan (Stan): bet that smells amazing

Mina:
←Attacks Lemure 2 with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 13 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 2

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Melty: Oooo

Lemure 2: tries to dodge and rolls a 13 with effective skill 8

Lemure 2 FAILS by 5

Mina: The Muramasa (Nodachi) inflicts 17 cut raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): swing + cut is where it’s at

Melty has received initiative.

Melty: Ooo, they haven’t gotten to attack her yet?

Garrion: ok mina.. lets reduce by DR….9

Urso: (damn, little dudes have dr 9 as well )

Garrion: 30.0

Zindal (aka Ladzin): picks up a trusty Mithral Scimitar.

  • Mina takes two quick swipes at the two turdmen, taking out her anger on the days bad luck.

Tristan (Stan): lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): readies a trusty Mithral Scimitar.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): sets aside a trusty Longsword.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): picks up a trusty Longsword.

Garrion: 30 in #1

Garrion: and #2 takes 12

Garrion: look correct?

Lemure 1: is reduced 30 HP, and now has -18 HP: at half move.
Lemure 1 breaches -12 HP. Roll against modified HT to avoid dying.

Mina: dunno who you’re asking

Garrion: you or whoever wants to double check

Mina: double check what? heh

Garrion: the damage…

Mina: you’re the GM, i go with what you tell me boss :-p

Garrion: lol

Mina: i dont know this stuff well at all

Garrion: 30.0

Garrion: 12.0

Garrion: yep

Lemure 1: Death Check

Lemure 1: Lemure 1 rolls 3d6 and gets 12 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of -1)

Lemure 1 FAILS by 2

Lemure 2: is reduced 12 HP, and now has 0 HP: at half move.

Lemure 2: Major Wound Check

Lemure 2: Lemure 2 rolls 3d6 and gets 14 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of 0)

Lemure 2 FAILS by 3

Garrion: yo drop both the devils.. these look exactly like what you fought in the play

Mina: “Like I said, with no peanuts!”

Urso: .

  • Melty chants a spell to shore up Mina’s defenses in case she takes a hit from the creature, then starts charging up a lightning spell…

Tristan (Stan): come on lighting!

Melty: (gonna cast Armor)

Melty: ←rolls Most Spells and gets 16 vs. Skill (16 with a modifier of -1)

Melty FAILS by 1

Melty: Aw!

Garrion: the stress of battle and she fizzles

Urso has received initiative.

  • Urso rears back and fires a throwing axe at the large one.

Melty: Well, I can’t shoot this turn then, so I’ll use my other action to try again…

Melty: ←rolls Most Spells and gets 12 vs. Skill (16 with a modifier of -1)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 3

Urso: (any bonus for higher ground?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Think it’s +2

Garrion: trying to find but i just gave random +2

Urso:
←Attacks Outcast King with a Thrown
in the back
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 15 (14 with a modifier of 1)

Urso SUCCEEDS by 4

0 for back, 1 for maneuver, 0 shock, -2 range, 2 miscMod, 0 accMod

Melty: Ok that’s 4 points so it increases all her DR by 2. (costs 3 due to skill)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): No defense for back shot, roll up that sweet damage

Urso: no defense since back right?

Urso: The Throwing Axe inflicts 20 cut raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): nice

Melty: receives -2 fatigue, and now has 9 FP.

Tristan (Stan): x1.5 I think (through dr)

Urso: (just under average for me)

Tristan (Stan): your average is like 3 times my max

Garrion: correct

Tristan (Stan): so, 15?

Urso: " Urso stay here and use axes"

Tristan (Stan): “urso can do whatever he wants”

Urso: (heh, why I use throwing axes, melee or ranged, they awesome )

Tristan (Stan): (yeah, I almost went that route. they do rock. … plus swing damage on top of it)

Garrion: ok, back DR is 13

Tristan (Stan): yikes

Tristan (Stan): so 10 damage?

Cedric is disconnected.

Cedric has connected.

Garrion: so 10.5

Garrion: yep 10

Outcast King: is reduced 10 HP, and now has 11 HP.

Lemure 2: Stun Recovery Check

Lemure 2: Lemure 2 rolls 3d6 and gets 8 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of 0)

Lemure 2 SUCCEEDS by 3

Tristan (Stan) has received initiative.

Tristan (Stan): ok, trying the same move

Urso: (my attack only do 10 damage?)

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls Fast-Draw (Arrow) and gets 12 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 3

Garrion: yep

Tristan (Stan):
←Attacks Outcast King with a Bodkin Arrow
in the skull
←Rolls 10 vs. Skill 17 (20 with a modifier of -3)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 7

-7 for skull, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, -3 range, 2 miscMod, 5 accMod

Urso: (anyway I can get a bodkin axe? hehe)

Mina: (you know, that lemure is actually the first thing ive killed in gurps lol sad but true)

Tristan (Stan): you can get a magic axe that does dr

Tristan (Stan): The Composite Bow (ST14) inflicts 11 pi raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): nice, max!

Mina: (even with eltera)

Urso: (nice)

Urso: (you didn’t take anything out during the play )

Tristan (Stan): 16 damage , fuck yeah

Mina: (nah damaged it, but didnt killshot)

Mina: (tho i didnt want to anyways since lazarod was pose to be the hero in it)

Outcast King: is reduced 4 HP, and now has 7 HP.

Tristan (Stan): “i’ll just have to pull the bow back a little further this time…..”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol it isn’t even at half

Tristan (Stan): FIISSSS THUMP

Garrion: the arrow penetrates and sticks into the huge skull of the creature

Garrion: the creature moves closer raising a tentacle out of the muck that is grasping a sword…..

  • Mina looks surprised.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol what

Tristan (Stan): (did the arrow look like it phased it… or it even noticed it… geeze)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Oh shit, I have to fight this thing now

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It’s a swordsman

Mina: lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Though actually I don’t have that vow any more

Zindal (aka Ladzin): But still

Mina: aquaman shit battle?

Mina: need a surfboard at least

Tristan (Stan): you do not want to get raped by that thing

Garrion: in fact it raises 2 tentacles with a sword in each

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I kind of want Mina to though…

Melty: D:

Mina: lol somewhere Xeno is gurgling

Melty: :3

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol yup

Zindal (aka Ladzin): This thing is like Xeno’s badass uncle

Tristan (Stan): “what the fuck, I just shot that thing in the brain….” (whispering to himself)

Outcast King:
←Attacks Mina with a Slash
in the Torso
←Rolls 7 vs. Skill 14 (14 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 7

0 for Torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Mina: how many parries i get a turn tab with WM?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You can do unlimited parries, you just get a cumulative -2 on each one

Mina: ok so this one is at -2?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): No your first is at full skill

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Second is at -2

Garrion: no this is the first i think

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Third is at -4

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Etc

Mina: ah ok

Mina: new round, thats right

Mina: forgot i go almost last

Mina: tries to parry and rolls a 9 with effective skill 15

Mina SUCCEEDS by 6

Garrion: nice job

Zindal (aka Ladzin) has received initiative.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Can I use Acrobatics to vault over the handrail and go straight at the thing? I can get into attack range if I can

  • Mina meets the sword, with her nodachi, spraying a shower of sparks.

Tristan (Stan): that would be cool

Garrion: you can use Acro to make the landing.. use the jump calc to see if you can jump that far to start with

Garrion: really you just need the horizontal aspect.. gravity will tka e care of the falling part

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well I started down the stairs, I mean how far down is it still? lol

Garrion: oh right sorry

Garrion: it is a long ass way

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well I’m only one square from being in the muck so I figured I was near the bottom already

Garrion: you at same elevation now and ity is 8 yards away

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Okay so I mean can I just vault over the rail and run through the muck?

Garrion: oh yes

Zindal (aka Ladzin): If I’m at equal elevation that’s all I need to do

Garrion: you can vault the rail and land in the muck a step down

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Okay, Acro to do that?

Garrion: just roll acro for that

Garrion: sorry misunderstood action

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls Acrobatics and gets 9 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 6

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Okay, so I vault the rail and run straight at the thing

Garrion: the muck is 4 ft deep

Garrion: move is halved in the thick goo

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Oh, well shit

Mina: yeah shit indeed

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So I make it to there

Garrion: ok

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Man I wish I could double move

Mina: dont slip and get a mouthful or i’ll never kiss you again

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Mina has received initiative.

Urso: (it thick enough to stop someones fall from a 30’ height?)

Mina: is greatsword reach of 2 on both swing and thrust or just thrust?

Mina: forgot

Mina: trying to figure out if i can hit the outcast king with a swing from here

Mina: or if i need to step up

Garrion: also give me a HT-3 roll and a HT-1 roll as you enter the muck

Mina: ok nm its right on my sheet

Mina: duh

Mina: its 2 for both

Tristan (Stan): that would suck if you did a heroic face plant

Melty: Ewwww, right into the death sauce

Mina: ok well sicne it says its my turn, I’m gonna rapid strike the outcast king, since he seems to be everyones main target and well since he just tried to dice me up,

Garrion: ok

Garrion: Zindal when you return…. give me a HT-3 roll and a HT-1 roll as you enter the muck

Mina:
←Attacks Outcast King with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 10 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 5

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Outcast King: tries to parry and rolls a 8 with effective skill 11

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 3

Mina:
←Attacks Outcast King with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 9 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 6

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Garrion: and with the other sword…..

Outcast King: tries to parry and rolls a 10 with effective skill 10

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 0

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Damn, I hate HT rolls

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls HT and gets 6 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of -3)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 4

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls HT and gets 12 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of -1)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 0

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Awesome

Mina: can i take any movement still like 5?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You can do 1 yard I think

Garrion: the creature uses both swords to parry both your cuts

Zindal (aka Ladzin): If you’re doing an attack action

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You can spend FP to do full move

Zindal (aka Ladzin): And still have full attack skill

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Otherwise your skill is capped at 9

Mina: just take the 1 yd

Taragnor: basicalyl you always wanna pay the FP if you need to move

Taragnor: Since 1 FP is pretty minor anyway

Melty has received initiative.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Damn you’re luring it away from me, I’m going to take even longer to get to it now, lol

Mina: lol well im trying to make it work to come after me some, i dont want it to be able to easily drag me into shitstew

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It’s only 4 ft deep, you’ll live =P

Mina: she doesnt like filth

Mina: well unless its the sexual kind

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Mina: but even she doesnt play with 1 cup

Zindal (aka Ladzin): You could just jump back onto the balcony, haha

Mina: well im not fleeing

Mina: you never seen people move in a sword fight?

Mina: this aint 8 bit theatre :-p

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Garrion: hehe

Mina: i got a long ass sword

Mina: anyways

Garrion: problem is so does he, well not the sword but the tentacles

Mina: yeah thats why i was moving back, hoping maybe it might put me out of his reach or something

Mina: im not an expert with all these rules, just going by intuitiion

Mina: anyways go Sachi

Garrion: melty roll 2 per rolls

Melty: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 10 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 3

Melty: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 8 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 5

Garrion: You detect an aura coming from each sword

Melty: (I wanna see if I notice anything that’d change what I do this turn >.>; )

Mina: if i dont respond to a damage roll or something right away, prolly me just checking the stove real quick (got dinner on simmer)

Melty: (Hmm… Nah)

Urso: (damn it, why can’t one be an axe.. hehe)

  • Melty grips her wand tightly and concentrates, charging up a massive bolt of lightning… (I’m gonna use my mind action to charge it up to 7 energy and my regular one to throw it :3 )

Tristan (Stan): come one lighting!

Melty: (Did they not have auras before or did I not notice?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (May not have noticed)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): (I kinda doubt this thing casts spells to charge its swords or something, lol)

Garrion: ok, you convinced me… 1 is a longsword the other is a greataxe

Garrion: and it wielding it 1’handed

Garrion: that give you idea of ST

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Haha

Urso: (one handed , probably be a throwing axe? hehe)

Garrion: greataxe

Melty: ←rolls Air Spells and gets 9 vs. Skill (20 with a modifier of -2)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 9

Garrion: melty casts her spell

Melty:
←Attacks Outcast King with a Projectile
in the torso
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 13 (15 with a modifier of -2)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 2

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, -2 range, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Urso: nice

Outcast King: tries to dodge and rolls a 12 with effective skill 8

Outcast King FAILS by 4

Urso: even better

Garrion: magic resistance….

Melty: “rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol damn, it has SR

  • Melty gives a tiny war cry as she brandishes her wand, firing a lightning bolt…

Tristan (Stan): lol

Melty: (I’m not sure it works against missile spells)

Garrion: looking now

Urso: (monster magic resistance work like Urso’s or better?)

Garrion: Magic Resistance only interferes with spells cast directly on you. It provides no benefit against Missile spells (which are cast on the wizard’s hand and hurled at you), attacks by magic weapons, or informationgathering spells that aren’t cast directly on you. It also has no effect on supernatural powers other than magic; e.g., divine miracles, psionics, or the innate powers of spirits.

Urso: heh, guess it has no effect here

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Nice

Melty: receives -2 fatigue, and now has 7 FP.

Tristan (Stan): very nice indeed

Melty: Damage: 20

Urso: if its like Urso’s.. then you get whatever the bonus is a negative to initiate your spell success, and the same as a bonus to saves… not sure if monster work the same way or no

Melty: (I’m totally gonna get Fireball too…)

Garrion: ok nat armor not help against that

Garrion: takes full 20

Tristan (Stan): lighting rocks

Outcast King: is reduced 20 HP, and now has -13 HP: at half move.

Urso: hopefully that bloodies it at least

Outcast King: Major Wound Check

Outcast King: Outcast King rolls 3d6 and gets 14 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 0

Urso has received initiative.

Tristan (Stan): this thing is tough

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Really tough

Tristan (Stan): how many axes do you have urso?

Mina: he has plenty of axes to grind!

Tristan (Stan): and only one skull to grind it on

Mina: literally and metaphorically

Urso: (well major wound means that 20 is more then half its hp right? that not much left, Urso did 10 to it, Melty 20… )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It didn’t drop below half until just now though

Zindal (aka Ladzin): According to the thing on its mini

Mina: someone please beat me, so i’ll get my char updated

Mina: my armor divisor sword would came in handy if id got off my ass

Garrion: a major wound is any hit over half its max HP value

Garrion: so if max HP is 14 then any wound over 7 would be major

Urso: (ya, it all one shot.. not from little ones, elso would be a death roll )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well it’s your turn Urso

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Unless you’re out of throwing axes

Urso: (I carry 4 )

Urso: am I up?

Garrion: yep

Mina: he’s firions half giant brother

Mina: covered in weapons

  • Urso quick draws another axe and if successfull will fire anotehr in at the monster.

Urso: ←rolls Fast Draw Throwing Axe and gets 4 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Urso CRITICALLY SUCCEEDS by 11

Mina: like a belmont with the axe sub weapon

Urso: fuck

Garrion: what?

Mina: lol why are you cursing? least it was a sucess and not crit fail

Urso:
←Attacks Outcast King with a Thrown
in the back
←Rolls 9 vs. Skill 15 (14 with a modifier of 1)

Urso SUCCEEDS by 6

0 for back, 1 for maneuver, 0 shock, -2 range, 2 miscMod, 0 accMod

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Wasted a crit success, lol

Urso: ( I know, but would rather have it on the hit )

Mina: lol

Urso: The Throwing Axe inflicts 23 cut raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): still really nice damage

Urso: (though I guess with no defense, they all crits )

Tristan (Stan): if you hit it’s pretty much a crit with yoru damage

Garrion: 15.0

Urso: (maybe trigger another major wound?)

Tristan (Stan): it’s got to be getting close

Outcast King: is reduced 15 HP, and now has -28 HP: at half move.
Outcast King breaches -21 HP. Roll against modified HT to avoid dying.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, damn, I’m gonna have waded through this shit for nothing

Outcast King: Death Check

Outcast King: Outcast King rolls 3d6 and gets 6 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -1)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 7

Outcast King: Major Wound Check

Outcast King: Outcast King rolls 3d6 and gets 6 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 8

Tristan (Stan): stupid steroids

Urso: (no, you need to retrieve Urso’s axes…so not for nothing)

Mina: lol

Mina: he prolly dont have the ST to carry all 40 you’ve thrown

Garrion: at least they stuck in it and not falling in muck

Urso: (heh, I"ve thrown 2 )

Urso: ( I need to buy a magic returning one )

Tristan (Stan): two of them

Tristan (Stan): that would be epic

Mina: i bet he keeps one keystered for emergencies

Tristan (Stan): flying axes everywhere

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol yeah, axe juggle

Garrion: Lemure 2 stirs and stands

Tristan (Stan): the finger dance

Tristan (Stan) has received initiative.

Tristan (Stan): ok, same thing as last time

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls Fast-Draw (Arrow) and gets 12 vs. Skill (15 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 3

Melty: (I can get an axe! Two if they have lanyards!)

Tristan (Stan):
←Attacks Outcast King with a Bodkin Arrow
in the skull
←Rolls 15 vs. Skill 17 (20 with a modifier of -3)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 2

-7 for skull, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, -3 range, 2 miscMod, 5 accMod

Tristan (Stan): if I luck the damgage I roll three times?

Melty: (I don’t think I could carry more than one Urso-sized throwing axe without some kind of handle)

Garrion: and take the best of ther 3

Tristan (Stan): ok, i’ll luck it and roll three

Tristan (Stan): The Composite Bow (ST14) inflicts 9 pi raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): The Composite Bow (ST14) inflicts 10 pi raw damage.

Tristan (Stan): The Composite Bow (ST14) inflicts 8 pi raw damage.

Garrion: you may want to save?

Tristan (Stan): so, 3 gets through

Tristan (Stan): 12 total

Tristan (Stan): we normally wrap up at 12 so probably will not use luck otherwise

Tristan (Stan): “fucking die monster die”

Urso: ( 57 damage vs it I think )

Tristan (Stan): wiiiissssshump

Garrion: no, no daamge… DR10 halved to 5 for natural skull and DR5 supernatural

Tristan (Stan): you said dr 7 last time

Garrion: the lemures are dr9 and the big guy is 8+5 +2 more for skiull

Tristan (Stan): geeze. I don’t think I can even hurt him on max

Garrion: last time i think 7 got through cause you rolled higher

Tristan (Stan): oh

Tristan (Stan): so 7 probably got through and I was thinking you where saying 7 was dr

Tristan (Stan): ok, wasted attack then.

Tristan (Stan): bow really is an ineffective weapon vs dr… even with a bodkin. pretty much any thrusting weapon is. That’s a shame because I even have weapon master.

Tristan (Stan): ok, no problem. next character will be swinging away

Mina: brb bio

Garrion: the creature rages and moves in to aOA mina

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Need to hit the eye, heh

Tristan (Stan): but it’s all good. at least it’s “realistic”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I got no problem with thrusting attacks when I hit the eye or the vitals, hehe

Tristan (Stan): yup, can’t hit it in the eye from the back though

Zindal (aka Ladzin): True

Tristan (Stan): …. maybe I should be going for the vitals….

Outcast King is at -28 HP. Roll against modified HT to avoid unconsciouness.

Melty: With ya bow? You could probably fuck stuff up :3

Melty: brb, gotta bev up

Outcast King:
HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls HT and gets 16 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King FAILS by 2

Garrion: but as it does it slumps and passes out from its wounds

Tristan (Stan): actually, not if they have dr. 9 dr… my max damage is 11 so that’s 2 max possible that can get through or 6 damage (x3 for vitals) on max.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol wow

Garrion: damn failed HT rol at neg HP

Tristan (Stan): (maybe everyone will think it’s my head shot =)

Mina: the lemure or king passed out?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The king passed out

Garrion: nah, it plinked off into the muck, haha

Mina: haha

Zindal (aka Ladzin) has received initiative.

Tristan (Stan): ha ha

Tristan (Stan): at least one stuck

Mina: im too high maintenance for him

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) continues his slog through the muck, intent on stabbing the thing even if it has passed out

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Gonna spend FP for full attack bonus and do an impale into its vitals from behind

Mina: lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): receives -1 fatigue, and now has 10 FP.

Urso: " Zindal can you grab my axes?"

Zindal (aka Ladzin):
←Attacks Outcast King with a Thrust
in the vitals
←Rolls 7 vs. Skill 20 (23 with a modifier of -3)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 13

-3 for vitals, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Garrion: you take your best guess as to where vitals are on this thing

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, MoS of 13

Mina: you’re like the guy from conan who stabs the dead god thing after conan kicked its ass

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The Mithral Scimitar inflicts 8 imp raw damage.

Garrion: lol, yep

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well let’s see if silver does anything against its DR

Tristan (Stan): is it a crit if you succeed by more than 10?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): It’s supposed to be I thought

Garrion: no, only up to a max of skill 16

Garrion: so a crit on 6

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Ahh

Zindal (aka Ladzin): So close

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well does silver do anything against its DR with 8 impale?

Garrion: yes, silve bypasses the supernatural DR… so just the natural 8

Tristan (Stan): ok got ya

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol shit, it soaked my hit anyway

Tristan (Stan): ok, silver arrows mental note

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Fuck it, I’m gonna use Luck

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Let’s see if I can roll 9 or better

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The Mithral Scimitar inflicts 6 imp raw damage.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): The Mithral Scimitar inflicts 11 imp raw damage.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): There we go

Garrion: 3 gets through

Zindal (aka Ladzin): x3 for Vitals, so 9 damage

Outcast King: is reduced 9 HP, and now has -37 HP: at half move.

Mina has received initiative.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Tough hide…”

Mina: “Insecure much?”

  • Mina chastises Zindal with a slight shake of her head, as she tries to dispatch the remaining lemure.

Mina:
←Attacks Lemure 2 with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 9 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 6

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Mina:
←Attacks Lemure 1 with a Swung
in the torso
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 15 (18 with a modifier of -3)

Mina SUCCEEDS by 4

0 for torso, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, -3 miscMod, 0 accMod

Lemure 2: tries to dodge and rolls a 10 with effective skill 4

Lemure 2 FAILS by 6

Mina: The Muramasa (Nodachi) inflicts 24 cut raw damage.

Lemure 2: is reduced 24 HP, and now has -24 HP: at half move.
Lemure 2 breaches -12 HP. Roll against modified HT to avoid dying.
Lemure 2 breaches -24 HP. Roll against modified HT to avoid dying.

Lemure 2: Death Check

Lemure 2: Lemure 2 rolls 3d6 and gets 13 vs. Skill (11 with a modifier of 0)

Lemure 2 FAILS by 2

Garrion: and she slices it in half

Mina: wasnt sure if #1 was dead, so i hacked it anyways

Mina: The Muramasa (Nodachi) inflicts 27 cut raw damage.

Melty has received initiative.

Garrion: ok, we will exit init unless melty has something to do… you can finish off the big guy if you want as you see fit

Garrion: he is down for the count

Garrion: now had i gotten my attack and he didn’t fail the HT check to stay up

Outcast King:
←Attacks Lemure 1 with a Slash
in the Left Arm
←Rolls 11 vs. Skill 14 (14 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 3

0 for Left Arm, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Outcast King:
←Attacks Lemure 1 with a Swing
in the Left Leg
←Rolls 7 vs. Skill 13 (13 with a modifier of 0)

Outcast King SUCCEEDS by 6

0 for Left Leg, 0 for maneuver, 0 shock, 0 attacker’s posture, 0 miscMod, 0 accMod

Melty: Hehehe~ I think I’ll let the physical dudes deal with it.

Outcast King: The Longsword inflicts 11 cut raw damage.

Outcast King: The Greataxe inflicts 14 cut raw damage.

Urso: (check the chests for traps, Melty )

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “It seems I’ve gotten myself dirty for nothing… Pity.”

Urso: " Zindal can you grab my axes?"

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) hacks at the thing a few times to make sure it’s dead
  • Mina is more concerned with cleaning her sword properly, as she lets the others play hackfest on the nearly departed, wiping her blade down with a strip of cloth before lovingly placing it back in its scabbard.

Urso: " should be buried in its back "

Melty: “Man, you ain’t even gonna let me celebrate? I fucked that thing up!”

Garrion: zindal recovers Urso’s throwing axes as they watch from above

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah I’ll toss ’em back up to him

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) wades up onto the platform after he’s done making sure the creature is dead

Urso: " that gunk do anything to you?"

Garrion: the thing holds in a loose grip a longsword and a greataxe

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) shrugs

Garrion: both look nicely crafted

Tristan (Stan): “That was a pretty sweet ass display of fireworks”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Not that I can tell…”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) grabs the weapons from the creature’s tentacles after he’s done killing it
  • Melty does a somewhat lewd and extremely boastful victory dance in the air before going to check on the chests for traps.

Garrion: zindal struggles a bit hefting the big axe

Melty: ←rolls Traps/TL4 and gets 5 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 9

Melty: ←rolls Traps/TL4 and gets 5 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 9

Tristan (Stan): “it seems no one ever stocks magic arrows in vaults these days…”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Heavy damn axe… This one’s all yours Urso.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) looks the axe and sword over briefly
  • Urso nods.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls Merchant and gets 12 vs. Skill (9 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) FAILS by 3

Zindal (aka Ladzin): ←rolls Merchant and gets 7 vs. Skill (9 with a modifier of 0)

Zindal (aka Ladzin) SUCCEEDS by 2

Garrion: on the floor is piles of refuse too…

Garrion: they are not trapped but are locked

Garrion: you can not quite determine the axe but the sword is a fine piece

Garrion: once you clean the muck off a bit

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Now this is a fine blade… Certainly not fit for a creature like that.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) hangs it onto his belt next to his other swords

Tristan (Stan): “you seem to be collecting a lot of fine blades these days”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Indeed… I suppose I’ll have to choose which one to keep in the end.”

Tristan (Stan): “which ever one you put in your end is your business”

Garrion: i thought you had a bond?

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Yeah, you can change that though I thought?

Melty: noooooooooo it’s fused with your SOUL

Tristan (Stan): I think it just means that your used to it

Tristan (Stan): “had this bow for years” kind of things

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well it says if the old one is lost or destroyed you can set a new bond

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Does that count if I sell it? lol

Garrion: lol… so let’s getthis straight.. zindal is carrying a big red crystal glaive across his back, 2 longswords and a greataxe….

Mina: lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Heh well I ain’t carrying the greataxe

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Mina can take that one up to Urso

Garrion: ok, so 2 locked chests and piles across the floor

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Shall we see what’s in those chests?”

  • Melty rubs her tiny hands together.

Tristan (Stan): “not carring enough yet?”

Garrion: -10 to skill roll to pick locks due to quality

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “If you want to carry something, Tristan, you’re free to come down here and get it.”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) smiles up at him

Tristan (Stan): “but your doing such a great job Zin! plus it will help fill out those skinny legs of yours”

  • Melty casts Locksmith and gets her tools out…

Melty: ←rolls Most Spells and gets 12 vs. Skill (16 with a modifier of -1)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 3

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “I hope you’re not expecting to sit back and reap the rewards without putting in the work? Maybe you put a few pins in the pincushion, but I don’t see why I should hand over treasure to someone who isn’t willing to claim it for himself…”

Tristan (Stan): “fine fine, i’ll come and help”

Melty: ←rolls Lockpicking/TL4 and gets 11 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -5)

Melty FAILS by 2

Garrion: he playing that greed good, hehe

Melty: "Tch…

Tristan (Stan): (yup)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Mostly I just want to see Tristan wade through the shit like I did, lol

Zindal (aka Ladzin): But yeah it’s Greed too

Melty: receives -1 fatigue, and now has 6 FP.

Tristan (Stan): (can I get down without going through the shit?)

  • Urso heads down as well, mainly to quiet Zindal’s whining.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol not unless you want to jump down 30 ft

Melty: (You can try multiple times right? Unless you like crit fail and break it?)

Melty: (It’s a minute per attempt)

Garrion: you try to get the lock and 5 minutes later you take a break

Tristan (Stan): “urso, can I have a piggy back? no reason for both of us to go through shit”

Melty: (Usually)

Garrion: ok, a minute later

  • Urso shrugs, " alright"

Tristan (Stan): (sweet!)

Tristan (Stan): “thanks”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol

Melty: ←rolls Lockpicking/TL4 and gets 8 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -5)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 1

Garrion: URso, 2 HT checks…..

  • Urso walks thru the muck at quickly at possible.

Melty: Yay!

Tristan (Stan): (holding on tight!)

Urso: ←rolls HT and gets 11 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 1)

Urso SUCCEEDS by 4

Garrion: also give me a HT-3 roll and a HT-1 roll as you enter the muck

Melty: One open…

Urso: ←rolls HT and gets 17 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 1)

Urso CRITICALLY FAILS by 2

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Ouch

Melty: D:

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) goes to check on the chest that Melty has managed to crack open

Urso: guess failed the -1 one

Melty: ←rolls Lockpicking/TL4 and gets 7 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of -5)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 2

Melty: Yay~

Garrion: ok, that one is… well you dunno what it is

Melty: receives -1 fatigue, and now has 5 FP.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Filth Fever? lol

  • Melty grips the lid of the second one with both hands and strains to lift it upward, her wings buzzing furiously.

Garrion: 1

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) grins as he lends Melty a hand, lifting the lid up along with her

Urso: I do get extra +3 if its poison, though I guess with crit failure don’t matter much

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Good job, little one.”

Garrion: yeah, at this point you know nothing IC

  • Urso grabs his two throwing axes from the beast, as well as the great axe

Garrion: you just wading through muck

Urso: (the creature dead, dead or no?)

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I made sure it was dead

Garrion: yes, they all deqad

Urso: ok

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “Not exactly what I expected for a treasure vault… Hopefully whatever is in these chests is worth it.”

Garrion: ok, just saw both chests open

  • Urso nods.

Urso: (btw, who took that magic backpack?)

Garrion: the first one, zindal rummages through…..

Zindal (aka Ladzin): I’m not sure actually

Garrion: urso

Garrion: from what i thought

Urso: ( if so)

  • Urso pulls off the magic backpack, " fill up "

Garrion: but the greataxe too big to fit in the pack if that what you thinking

Urso: (na, can strap it to my back)

Garrion: ok, chest #1…..

Tristan (Stan): (“I hope you got a big trunk, because i’m going to put my bike in it”)

Urso: heh

Garrion: Inside one chest are several pounds of long-outdated investment papers, lists of debts, and various notes on blackmail victims—while once totaling nearly 120,000 gp in value, these papers are now worthless thanks to the passage of time and the deaths of most involved. Of greater value are this chest’s other contents, including several valuable books.

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “What the hell is this…? Useless scraps of paper and old books?”

Garrion: These books include an early Andoren philosophy book worth ?, an illustrated scenic journey through Osirion worth ?, a three-volume work on the teachings of a spirit naga entitled the Libra Malfactum worth ?, and a spellbook

Urso: " paper for outhouse?"

Melty: “These books look like they’re worth somethin’… I wanna study this one too…”

Melty: “Nooooooo!”

Melty: “Don’t poop on these!”

Garrion: Under the books is a layer of 1,300 gp, along with a narrow ivory box with a carved lid depicting an army of golems destroying a city wall. The box is worth ?, and it contains a pendant of some sort and a wand.

  • Melty wads up a useless paper and throws it in Urso’s general direction.

Melty: “Poop on that!”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): “This is more like it…”

  • Zindal (aka Ladzin) grabs the gold and starts shoving it into Urso’s backpack

Urso: (ohh, scarab of golembane I bet )

Tristan (Stan): “my precious”

Tristan (Stan): lol, love the greed thing

  • Urso uses his big hands to make it go quicker.

Tristan (Stan): *looking around making sure we are not getting ambushed

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol, the whole reason Zindal agreed to this plan was because he was told there was treasure

Zindal (aka Ladzin): He’s finally found his treasure

Garrion: lol, just picturing this.. wading through this crap all day and finally finding something of worth….

Garrion: then the mad pillage ensues

Garrion: ok, everyone is over at the first chest getting the loot while melty unlocks the second?

Tristan (Stan): i’m standing back waiting for an amubsh

Zindal (aka Ladzin): lol yeah, something like that

Garrion: melty roll PER

Tristan (Stan): *looking down at the leather of the moster wondering if it would make good armor

Melty: A Per check sent to GM.

HIDDEN ROLL

←rolls Per and gets 6 vs. Skill (13 with a modifier of 0)

Melty SUCCEEDS by 7

Melty: Uh oh

Tristan (Stan): ←rolls Leatherworking and gets 6 vs. Skill (14 with a modifier of 0)

Tristan (Stan) SUCCEEDS by 8

Garrion: and tristan which way you watching?

Tristan (Stan): the back

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Towards the balcony I’m guessing

Garrion: out across the muck?

Tristan (Stan): yup

Tristan (Stan): bodkin ready

Garrion: Stealth rolls 3d6 and gets 8 vs. Skill (19 with a modifier of 0)

Stealth SUCCEEDS by 11

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Wow

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Well on that note, I need to get some sleep for work tomorrow

Melty: Aw, night night

Tristan (Stan): that’s a crazy high margin

Garrion: Melty, you sense something strange in the arera but you can not quite place it… just as you pop the lock and the big grin crosses your face.. something snatches you up in its hand and grabs you tightly… you hear an evil whisper “I’ll take that treasurte little one.” and the now visible figure in the dim shadows of the alcove lift sht elid and lifts the object in it out.

Urso: (heh, that the crazy thing?)

Tristan (Stan): ok guys, that’s a good cliff hanger. I’m heading to bed too

Garrion: This strange and baffling object appears as a wooden and metal dodecahedron (similar in shape to a d12) that measures about 6 inches in diameter— each face of the crux is carved with a different rune

Urso: (that what the pathfinders want)

Garrion: ok, we stop here

Garrion: apparently so does someone else and they let you do all the hard work

Melty: “Hey!”

Melty: “Give me back my treasure, you shady fucknugget!”

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Heh, damn

Zindal (aka Ladzin): Whoever that is is totally gonna die next week

Urso: alright, til next time I guess

Tabris is disconnected.

Urso: later all

Melty: (That’s the cliffhanger line we fade out on before the end credits)

Melty: (fucknugget)

Melty: Night everyone~!

Garrion: lol

Garrion: good session

Cedric is disconnected.

Garrion: mina kicked some ass this time

Mina: yeah im dobbing off over here too, thats why i been quiet, think im gonna try and get some sleep and rest my fubar back

Mina: tabs kill stealing is bad enough, but now we got ninjalooters too :-p

Mina: night

Garrion: night all

Sachi is disconnected.

Taragnor: cya

Taragnor is disconnected.

Sefiros is disconnected.

Tristan is disconnected

Session 22

GURPS on Golarion Garrion